Congrats to our four Audible.com giveaway winners!
These four lucky ladies won a complimentary copy of Help Wanted on Audible.com:
Ladies, check your inboxes. Codes have already been sent.
I would stick around and chat some more, but it’s already been one of those mornings. Like the one where it’s your middle kid’s birthday, so you get up at o’shit o’lock early to feed him a special breakfast because he is a bottomless… PIT. Then you know you’ll be out of the house for most of the day, so you get the birthday cake in the oven right-the-fuck away so you don’t forget. Then you find birthday-kid’s special-permission prom form that has to be signed by the principal (also right-the-fuck away) still sitting on your desk upstairs. Must race to school to visit principal’s office for a less-than-awful reason this time. And while you’re flying into your winter coat because it’s sucktastically cold outside, you discover — in the gooiest, clingiest way possible — that while making said cakes, you liberally splattered yourself with dark-chocolate cake batter.
So now you have to run downstairs to toss batter-covered hoodie (Yes, I’m fabulous) in the wash along with your winter coat. While you’re down there, remember that you forgot to end your Audible.com giveaway. Run upstairs to the office. Kick baby cat out of the chair by tossing her favorite mouse toy across the room and watch her run into the wall, face first. Laugh maniacally, then pay for it seconds later while baby cat sinks its claws into the back of your head while killing both the toy mouse AND your sloppy pony tail from the back of your office chair.
And now, I’m off to the school. Or maybe to the nearest corner to cry a little.
Anyway, congrats, ladies! Everyone have a great Friday, and an even greater weekend.
This thing, right here. All nine episodes.
Thank you so much to Crystal’s Many Reviewers for spotlighting Fantasy Heights Season One on Throwback Thursday!
It was good for me. Was it good for you?
This giveaway only runs until THURSDAY, 26th of March. The promo-loop got first crack, but now it’s open season!
Up for grabs: Codes for a complimentary copy of the HELP WANTED audiobook from Audible.com.
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AUDIOBOOK on iTunes
AUDIOBOOK: The New Girl on Amazon
We’re still waiting on the Audible.com version, of course, but I’ll post all that once we’re sorted.
Have a great Monday!
Here’s an early heads up: If you like audiobooks, NOW is a good time to get signed up for the contest/giveaway notification emails!
This will be my view for much of the day due to the extreme amount of revisions ahead.
Please no one be the least bit interesting today because as soon as the boys get home from school, it’s off to the races again…
You may have noticed the lack of posting around here. I’m sorry about that. With Mr. Silver on the road, I am stretched thinner than a photo-shopped model.
Here’s a short list of updates:
- The New Girl AUDIO is complete and should start popping up next weekend-ish. Thank you Audrey!
- Das Editor gifted me with Pressure‘s revision notes yesterday. I’m sure I’ll get started on those just as soon as the bleeding stops. (Holy shit, I pay someone to be that mean?)
- It’s highly probable that a novella will beat Pressure through the editing queue. More about that once the dust settles ’round here.
Have a great weekend!
I’m sorry it took so long to post the winner’s name; my 15k-lb gorilla of a weekend has a tude that refuses to drown in coffee this morning…
February’s Giveaway Winner:
Thanks everyone else for entering. Try again in this month’s giveaway!
…And we finally have a link for HELP WANTED on Audible.com!
Narrated by Miss Audrey Lusk.
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Have a great weekend!
This is staring at me from under the desk right now. I get the feeling he’s expecting something…
The monthly giveaway for February will be closing in just a few hours! Be sure to enter if you haven’t already.
I have a limited window in the office tomorrow, so it’s possible I won’t be able to announce February’s winner until Sunday or Monday. I’ll be sure to post and contact the winner as soon as possible, and get March’s contest up an running.