Audible.com Giveaway Winners

by megsilver on March 27, 2015

Help Wanted AUDIO

Congrats to our four Audible.com giveaway winners!

These four lucky ladies won a complimentary copy of Help Wanted on Audible.com:

Ambrosa
Amy
Donna
Jessy

Ladies, check your inboxes. Codes have already been sent.

I would stick around and chat some more, but it’s already been one of those mornings. Like the one where it’s your middle kid’s birthday, so you get up at o’shit o’lock early to feed him a special breakfast because he is a bottomless… PIT. Then you know you’ll be out of the house for most of the day, so you get the birthday cake in the oven right-the-fuck away so you don’t forget. Then you find birthday-kid’s special-permission prom form that has to be signed by the principal (also right-the-fuck away) still sitting on your desk upstairs. Must race to school to visit principal’s office for a less-than-awful reason this time. And while you’re flying into your winter coat because it’s sucktastically cold outside, you discover — in the gooiest, clingiest way possible — that while making said cakes, you liberally splattered yourself with dark-chocolate cake batter.

So now you have to run downstairs to toss batter-covered hoodie (Yes, I’m fabulous) in the wash along with your winter coat. While you’re down there, remember that you forgot to end your Audible.com giveaway. Run upstairs to the office. Kick baby cat out of the chair by tossing her favorite mouse toy across the room and watch her run into the wall, face first. Laugh maniacally, then pay for it seconds later while baby cat sinks its claws into the back of your head while killing both the toy mouse AND your sloppy pony tail from the back of your office chair.

And now, I’m off to the school. Or maybe to the nearest corner to cry a little.

Anyway, congrats, ladies! Everyone have a great Friday, and an even greater weekend.

HELP WANTED Audible.com Giveaway

by megsilver on March 24, 2015

Fantasy Heights Audiobooks

This giveaway only runs until THURSDAY, 26th of March. The promo-loop got first crack, but now it’s open season!

Up for grabs: Codes for a complimentary copy of the HELP WANTED audiobook from Audible.com.

USE THIS FORM TO ENTER

Not-That-Wild West

by megsilver on March 13, 2015

You may have noticed the lack of posting around here. I’m sorry about that. With Mr. Silver on the road, I am stretched thinner than a photo-shopped model.

Here’s a short list of updates:

  • The New Girl AUDIO is complete and should start popping up next weekend-ish. Thank you Audrey!
  • Das Editor gifted me with Pressure‘s revision notes yesterday. I’m sure I’ll get started on those just as soon as the bleeding stops. (Holy shit, I pay someone to be that mean?)
  • It’s highly probable that a novella will beat Pressure through the editing queue. More about that once the dust settles ’round here.

Have a great weekend!

Giveaway Closing

by megsilver on February 27, 2015

Wilson and his staring issue

This is staring at me from under the desk right now. I get the feeling he’s expecting something…

The monthly giveaway for February will be closing in just a few hours! Be sure to enter if you haven’t already.

I have a limited window in the office tomorrow, so it’s possible I won’t be able to announce February’s winner until Sunday or Monday. I’ll be sure to post and contact the winner as soon as possible, and get March’s contest up an running.