Here’s what I do while the kids are gone:
Recreational Complaining: Last weekend while I was away, something happened to my ergonomic keyboard. It got wet somehow, I think. Certain keys transposed themselves so that when I press the left shift key, I get an open parenthesis instead. Other keys are messed up, too, rendering it unusable.
The replacement won’t be here until tomorrow.
Until then, I have to type on a regular keyboard.
I. Hate. It.
Hate. It.
Ow.