Because it’s Monday and I’m having trouble revising, and I’m feeling… oblique, I bring myself a threat about ‘the one you can’t have back,’ in all it’s painfully awkward glory:
ETA:
OMG trust das editor to come up with the ‘this can also happen when you’re trying too hard’ moment: It wins my vote for the ultimate burn against my maudlin self-pity:
(And yes, that really is Jon Bon Jovi playing guitar)