To be clear, today I post as an ebook reader, not a writer. And there is whining AND tantrum-ish negativity involved. You might want to avert your eyes.

Dear Major Publishing House’s eBook Designer:

Stop putting huge gaps between paragraphs. They are unnecessary. I know what an indent means. I don’t need the forty-mile drive to the next paragraph to tell me a change is about to occur.

Also, all the additional screen refreshes drain my device’s battery life. Bad. Bad, bad, bad. Bad.

Don’t make me tell you again.

That is all.