megsilver

This list is causing a great deal of hilarity AND consternation this morning.

SEX SCENES: LIST OF FORBIDDEN WORDS and PHRASES:
(Emma thinks these should be called the “un-safe” words.)

1) Shortly
2) Smelly
3) Sickly
4) Wrinkled
5) Stinky
6) Dry hump
7) Dry heave

This list could grow endless. My stomach already hurts from laughing.

What else should be on there?

3 Replies to “Like We Ever Concentrate”

    1. I’ve been on vacation and am playing catch-up, but I would like to add to the list…

      Shrinkage

      ….a la Seinfeld of course!

      1. No one in this series is master of their domain. (Sorry. I couldn’t help myself)

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