The office has become a battle ground. If I wear my hair in a pony tail, she chews it. If I wear it down, she grooms and then sleeps in it. If I wear it up, the bun… must… DIE! I need rescued from the rescue cat.
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School started today. Time for the kiddies to get back to learning things OTHER than how to best portray their boredom. I learned things this weekend, too. Like how, if you have a tendency to stick your tongue out while working on something, you should probably not have your tongue out while cleaning the dryer’s lint filter. (Yeah, it was that kind of weekend.) Happy Tuesday!
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I think something must have been lost in translation, for surely “down dog” is more accurately worded as “push-ups from the most noxious depths of hell”. That is all.
Continue ReadingNot The Good Kind Of Hot
I generally reserve all my weather-whining for winter but… HOLY CRAP it’s hot. Raise your hand if you just said “No shit, Capt. Obvious.”
Continue ReadingChaos Is The New Normal
Not much to report as yet. I’m still trying to work out a new schedule for my sudden an unexpected single-motherhood. (Please don’t misinterpret; Mr. Silver moved first. We’ll follow eventually. One does not suddenly move teenagers away from friends and home with less than a week’s warning. At least not without more drama than a barrel full of NYC mayoral candidates and smartphones. As it is, we have quite enough drama, tyvm.) Needless to say, the writing schedule has taken a hit, but I should have news for you all before too terribly long. I do know that we’ll see a standalone before the first Paramour or Fantasy Heights… Read More
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Vince Flynn has died. He was a great guy with a great work ethic. I loved Mitch Rapp. I am so sorry for his family and friends. He will be missed.
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Now is a fine time to find out the poll isn’t working for some mobile users. #editorface As a result, we’re moving the poll over here, and will combine results later. Please vote — right now it’s a four-way tie. These are the candidates for All The Queen’s Men cover updates: ONE: TWO: THREE: FOUR: Oi. I swear Joy’s mission in life is to make this infinitely harder… FIVE: SIX: SEVEN: EIGHT:
Continue ReadingLike We Ever Concentrate
This list is causing a great deal of hilarity AND consternation this morning. SEX SCENES: LIST OF FORBIDDEN WORDS and PHRASES: (Emma thinks these should be called the “un-safe” words.) 1) Shortly 2) Smelly 3) Sickly 4) Wrinkled 5) Stinky 6) Dry hump 7) Dry heave This list could grow endless. My stomach already hurts from laughing. What else should be on there?
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Sorry for this. Please ignore this post; we’re testing some stuff for mobile and this is the quickest way to share info with testers right now. Click me I’m Irish
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